Open Casting Call for All Fetuses Wanting to be in Future Projects in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Thank you for your interest in auditioning for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We’re looking for any interested pregnant mothers who want their unborn child to take part in future films/TV series within the Marvel Cinematic Universe. With the success of our first three phases of films, along with our recent foray into TV with hits like WandaVision, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and Loki, we’re planning ahead for all possible spin-offs/sequels that will take place starting in the year 2040. In order to qualify for an audition, your fetus must agree to the following:

1. Your unborn child must have a flexible schedule. Not only should your child make it through birth, but they should remain alive and in peak physical health throughout the duration of their contract (~70 years). Along with this, they must be willing to drop everything to work on their assigned film(s)/TV series at any given moment. Doesn’t matter if they are in school, at the altar of their wedding, or in the middle of a murder trial; Marvel should always come first.
2. Your unborn child cannot share what film/show they are contracted for. As with any of our projects, secrecy is key, so any discussion of any part of the project to outside parties will result in termination of contract. Your…